đď¸ Kalshification
The money is their bones.
For classical neoliberals, money and markets are the only information sources that really matter.
John Wang, Head of Crypto at Kalshi, recently appeared on crypto podcast Unchained. He was mainly talking about perpetual futures, a (mark my words) very, very significant financial markets innovation (neutral connotation) that is entering the U.S. market now, specifically through Kalshi.
But I was more intrigued by Wangâs mention of the introduction of a new Over-the-counter (OTC) prediction markets product by Galaxy Digital, which is being used specifically by at least one cryptocurrency hedge fund (Arca) to protect against the risk that the CLARITY regulatory act would fail, which would harm its investments.
Thatâs typically wonky stuff, but Wang gave another example thatâs more broadly illustrative, claiming that bars have been using prediction market contracts to hedge the business risk of sports outcomes. Wang didnât specify and there are probably many examples, but there were probably plenty of bars in New York who had very material reasons a few weeks ago to hedge the possibility that the World Champion Goddamn New York Knicks wouldnât come out on top.
Some have described this as the more fundamental long con of prediction markets: the retail-facing product is there primarily to provide âdumb moneyâ liquidity for actual event hedgers.
Risk, Waiting
This is an example of Kalshi working how futures /risk markets are âsupposedâ to be used in the real economy. These markets originated in agriculture above all, where the fundamental unpredictability of the weather makes crop yields impossible to predict with complete accuracy.
So modern financial modelling of agriculture essentially requires some way to âhedge,â or protect against, that risk. A beef rancher would buy futures betting that the price of beef would go down, so that if that actually happened, he got a payoff that to one degree or another offset the actual revenue lost from his beef sale.
How to Prediction Hedge
First, just a very short description of how event hedging works, for non-wonks.
In the case of the bar, hedging risk of a Knicks series loss would have (in broad terms) involved a bar owner using Kalshi to bet that the Knicks would lose. That way theyâll make their business revenue if things go their way, and get a little buffer if things donât.
This is basically analogous to farmers hedging the price of corn six months before harvest by betting it will go down with one hand (the hedge), while hoping it will go up on the other (the business). Thatâs the practical reason futures markets in general exist.
One major difference is that a corn future has a deliverable product, which is why it is easier to understand and was introduced sooner than prediction market event contracts. There are other reasons, of course, that event contracts are different than deliverable futures, and in fact reasons that prediction markets might not wind up âworkingâ long term.
This is why major futures markets in the U.S. are centered in Chicago rather than New York - Chicago was a waystation for agricultural shipping going back to the late 19th century at least, so the market for risk futures emerged there.
Itâs why the Chicago Mercantile Exchange (CME) is the one squaring off against Kalshi to protect its turf/market by suing to stop the introduction of perpetual futures (paywall). Kalshiâs is classifying its perpetuals as swaps rather than futures, which is a pretty arcane distinction to unpack another time. The CFTC (Commodity Futures Trading Commission) will be the regulatory agency making that decision.
For all these practical applications, however, the truth is that Kalshi and Polymarket are almost entirely gambling and entertainment products - and they are wildly extractive towards most users. Itâs very, VERY worth noting that Galaxyâs market to hedge CLARITY act risk is over the counter. That is, itâs not a page on Kalshi with a price you can just look up - or at least, institutional trades on the swap are treated differently than retail.
This is a reflection of what some have described as the more fundamental long con of prediction markets: that the retail-facing product is there primarily to provide âdumb moneyâ liquidity for actual event hedgers.
The âdumbnessâ of this dumb money, though, is a real, long-term (and maybe even short-term) problem. When you have retail betting against institutions, institutions will consistently have the insight and know-how to win (whatever mythology Wall Street Bets is promoting). With prediction markets, thatâs becomes about not just operational market insight, but material information that retail might not have.
Over time, those losing retail bets will drain the liquidity pool that institutions need to trade against. This permanent secular downpressure - the built-in tendency of retail prediction traders to lose far more often than at casino games - may explain why Polymarket has turned to ads featuring fake wins to market its product.
(FWIW, this is just the latest in a string of seemingly very poor choices by Polymarket leadership. If you even want to be betting on the rise of prediction markets, you probably want exposure to Kalshi. Polymarket is, long-term, terminal.)
Prediction(ism) and Authority
Iâve only nibbled around the edges of the prediction market story, but the idea has been developed over several decades, and is deeply entwined with the larger techno-utopian/techno-authoritarian project I focus on here. At the highest level, prediction markets are an expression of the libertarian or anarcho-capitalist belief that âfree marketsâ can produce total information through discovering the price of risk.
These markets are important to the techno-libertarian project because they are believed to strengthen Adam Smithâs âinvisible hand of the market,â a phrase used exactly once in The Wealth of Nations but inflated to a kind of religious doctrine by later laissez-faire economists in the tradition of Friedrich Hayek and Ludwig von Mises.
The history of prediction markets also substantially includes their theoretical usefulness for government command-and-control. The precursor idea of âpolicy markets,â as conceived by Robin Hanson, was meant to serve as a kind of informational supplement to democratic voting.
But the deeper techno-libertarian/laissez-faire goal, as we now see naked in the form of Peter Thiel, is the total replacement of voting, and any other social decision-making process, with bets and financial markets.
The increasing penetration of Kalshi and other prediction markets into the granular risk management of local pubs is one way to observe this process in action, as financial markets creep further into the nooks and crannies of our lives. Once one bar starts hedging the risk of a Knicks series loss, a lot of bars will.
More perniciously, the intentionally confusing deeper messaging around prediction markets - âfunâ retail degeneracy out front, real hedges in the back room - will continue to draw in the masses to provide liquidity and profits.
Whether the information gained through the marketsâ existence justifies their permanent extractive pressure on some of the most vulnerable market participants is, I suppose, a question for regulators.





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Hahaha! Good one! âRegulatorsâ haven't been regulating the stealing of property since Nate Dogg was getting high like everyday.
Wall Street taking advantage of retail is old news. Worth repeating, absolutely, so retail hopefully learns and never forgets it. They don't get another racket, but they at least should know the racket is rigged.
The bigger problem is the platforms themselves fleecing /everyone/ into thinking there's such a thing as âa sure bet.â
Of course, there is no such thing as a sure bet, you say, that's just a tautology. A bet is taking a risk where you can lose either real cost or opportunity cost, or it is not a bet. I mean it more like this: There's no system by which if you can guess the outcome correctly, you can be guaranteed to be paid accordingly. You can't be sure the bet is even fair.
I am really beginning to like Protos a lot. If they would start doing by-lines, made sure every DZM article got his, and he wanted to start wagon hitching, there would be worse places.
Prediction markets:
https://protos.com/zelenskyy-suit-polymarket-dispute/
https://protos.com/are-polymarket-and-kalshi-decentralized/
https://protos.com/strategys-btc-sale-sends-polymarket-into-disarray/
https://protos.com/kalshi-uses-death-carve-out-to-avoid-paying-out-on-ali-khamenei-ousting/
Perpetual futures:
https://protos.com/hyperliquid-spacex-perp-plummeted-before-blue-origin-explosion/
https://protos.com/outdated-algorithm-caused-650m-excess-losses-on-hyperliquid-report/
https://protos.com/crypto-traders-paid-8700-annualized-fees-to-bet-on-anthropic/
https://protos.com/did-binance-enable-jellyjelly-leveraged-trade-against-hyperliquid/
https://protos.com/hyperliquid-downplays-extreme-centralization-and-pay-to-play-criticisms/
There are lots more if you look at the tags for Polymarket, Kalshi, and Hyperliquid. Speaking of Hyperliquid, DZM mentioning possibly working with them per a previous piece, and wagon hitching⌠I wouldn't say they are âworseâ than any other big crypto platform. But⌠https://protos.com/tag/hyperliquid/
This is the overall theme of DeFi:
It's code! It's out there for you to see! It's /decentralized/! It does what it says on the tin!
Some time laterâŚ
Oh, but this piece has to connect to easily manipulated oracles. But we have to determine outcomes in a way that a handful of people with sufficient bags can easily coordinate a creative definition of what âisâ is. But we have to have this failsafe admin override. But we have to close source this part. But we have to have variable fees that can completely change your position faster than you can react. But we have to have âprotection safeguardsâ (for us, not you) when markets really move. But, hey, in the case anything goes wrong, we might reimburse you⌠if we can (and want to, because we're all chilling in SBF's old ploycule penthouse in the Bahamas).
And then there is all the other typical stuff. Like even if every holder of POLY, KALSHI, and HYPE got together, created, and voted for a proposal to close everything and make sure all the admin-key holders had to give all the money back⌠do you think those admin-key holders would?
The joke is /there are no other options/. Go TradFi and hope Musk doesn't make the index you follow for your IRA fast-track include his meme stonk? If TradFi was fair⌠Would Musk even be an (at least one time and by some definitions) trillionaire? Why are we forced to try to find the least extractive and odious solution because we get paid in an asset that /is meant to depreciate over time/?
Still, DeFi has problems I canât think of solutions for.
1) Someone's got to push the code according to governance votes and how are you going to make sure they do that without regulations? And if you do include regulations how are you going to do that without all the AML/KYC/etc. and the fact the regulators are all captured by monopolists and wannabe fascists? And if you include all that, how is it much different from TradFi?
2) How are you going to determine real world outcomes in a way that doesn't require a bunch of corruptible humans (just like those code pushing devs and founders)? Be it UMA voters who can collude, or an oracle that can itself be manipulated? Even if you make your code open source and immutable to the bones, how do you make code evaluate the ever-changing world in a way that works not only now but will definitely work in perpetuity?
Ironically, all these could be solved if AI was legitimately able to replace humans. But, same old scam. You think itâs going to do stuff for you without messy humans⌠You were sold that it would⌠But it still canât! (And there ain't nothing to suggest it will.)
Ah keep dreaming Silicon Valley, stuck in your non-growth Silicon Valley of the Dol(drum)s. You can buy all the Russian wives you want (and hope they don't work for Epstein), but you still can't get those Silicon Stepford Coders.